Milk Prophets Manifesto

We, the Milk Prophets, have gathered here today to proclaim our sacred duty. To spread the gospel of dairy, to bring forth the cream, and to anoint the masses with the holy elixir of lactose.

We reject the bland, the boring, and the beige. We reject the blandishments of the soy and almond milks. We reject the feeble attempts of the rice and oat milks. We reject, reject, REJECT the inferior imitations.

For we are the chosen ones, the milk prophets. We are the guardians of the creamy, the custodians of the buttery, and the keepers of the cheese.

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